A little joke for Ma Peeker

**grail25** · December 15th, 2005, 06:25 PM

Don't know if it's here style of not, but I liked that one, so here we go:

A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They
turned on a light, switched on their answering machine, covered
their pet parakeet and put the cat in the back yard.

They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi
arrived, and the couple opened the front door to leave their house.
The cat they had put out into the yard scooted back into the house.
They didn't want the cat shut in the house, because she always tried
to eat the bird.

The wife went out to the taxi while the husband went inside to get
the cat. The cat ran upstairs, the man in hot pursuit.

Waitng in the cab, the wife didn't want the taxi driver to know the
house would be empty all night. So, she explained to him that her
husband will be out soon. "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother."

A few minutes later, the husband returned to the cab. "Sorry I took
so long," he said as they drove away. "The stupid bitch was hiding
under the bed. I had to poke her with a coat-hanger to get her to
come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then
I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me, but it worked. I hauled her fat ass downstairs, and threw her out into the back yard!"

The cab driver hit a parked car...

**Peter Peeker** · December 15th, 2005, 06:27 PM

HAHAHAHAHA!

she'll love it.

also, I read the title as "a little joke FROM Ma Peeker" and wondered when the fuck my mother started emailing you. [img]eek.gif[/img]

**Dajistano** · December 15th, 2005, 06:36 PM

Originally posted by Peeker:
wondered when the fuck my mother started emailing you. [img]eek.gif[/img]

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Personally, quite a while ago.

I am on her forward list, ya know.

**grail25** · December 15th, 2005, 07:26 PM

Originally posted by Peeker:
HAHAHAHAHA!

she'll love it.

also, I read the title as "a little joke FROM Ma Peeker" and wondered when the fuck my mother started emailing you. [img]eek.gif[/img]

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I never knew how to talk about that subject with you actually... [img]redface.gif[/img]

In truth I am your long lost French-Canadian dad!